LATE ENTRY OSCAR CONTENDER RIGHT HERE

WELL TOO BAD THAT MOVIE CEDAR RAPIDS WASNT GOOD(a great man once called it "STUPID RAPIDS"). THE GUY FROM THE OFFICE WAS IN IT- MISTER ROOT DEE DO, AND THE STEVE BRULE GUY AND ANNE HECHE (NOT A LESBIAN) ANYWAYS

MAYBE I WOULD HAVE RATHER SEEN GNOMEO AND JULIET THAN CEDAR RAPIDS..
SHOULD I WATCH DEWEY COX TO MAKE UP FOR THIS CRUMMY COMEDY? THERE WERE ACTUALLY NO JOKES. THE ONLY FUNNY STUFF THAT HAPPENED WAS MY PAL CHARLIE SPITTING ON THE GUY INFRONT OF US IN THE THEATER, AND MY OTHER PAL WADE BEING EMBARRASSED TO BE SITTING WITH US. ACTUALLY MY OTHER PAL (YEAH I HAVE THREE FRIENDS!) JASON WASNT EVEN SITTING NEXT TO US CAUSE HE WAS ALREADY EMBARRASSED TO HANG WITH US. BASICALLY, THIS MOVIE MADE MY FRIENDS HATE ME.

SO ANYWAYS THE MOVIE HAD A STUPID PLOT THAT MADE NO SENSE AND DOOMED IT TO SUCK-- AND NO BABES IN IT? HOW CAN A MOVIE BE GOOD WITHOUT A SINGLE BABE IN IT?? COME ON, PLEASE?

THE MOVIE TRIED TO TAKE A CRAPPY THING LIKE BEING AN INSURANCE SALESMAN AND MAKE SOMETHING FUNNY OUT OF SOMETHING TOTALLY OBVIOUSLY SHITTY, KNOW WHAT I MEAN? GOOD, OR TOO BAD.

GUEST CRITICS SAY:

"THERES NO SUCH THING AS A LOW BUDGET, HOLLYWOOD COMEDY. IF ITS NOT PICKED UP BY THE WEINSTEIN BROTHERS, CHANCES ARE, ITS NOT THAT FUNNY"( I EDITED WHAT HE SAID SO HE DIDNT SOUND STUPID)

-GUEST CRITIC WADE

AND

"WISH OFFICE GUY HADNT BEEN IN THE MOVIE, STEVE BRUELE HAD BEEN THE MAIN CHARACTER AND THE PRODUCTION TEAM HADNT BEEN A LITTLE GIRL ON A TRICYCLE" ( AND I DIDNT BOTHER TO EDIT THIS ONE)

-GUEST CRITIC CHARLIE

THERE YOU HAVE IT FOLKS, TWO REAL SMART GUYS WITH THEIR TOTALLY VALID OPINIONS. AT LEAST WHEN I LEFT THE MOVIE I REMEMBERED TO COMPLAIN ABOUT A FAKE STAIN ON THE MOVIE SCREEN TO GET A READMISSION PASS FOR LATER. OH WAIT, AND THEN THE FACT THAT THERE WAS A LESBO COUPLE ALSO DOING THE SAME THING ABOUT AN ACTUAL PROB THEY HAD WITH THE SCREEN ONLY MADE MY COMPLAINT EVEN MORE VALID/VALID AT ALL.

I GOT A REFUND INSTEAD, WHICH WAS EVEN BETTER THAN A PASS TO GO SEE SOME OTHER MOVIE THAT WOULD SUCK. MY LIFE RULES.

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STAY COOL, FELLAS!
AND STAY OBSERVANT FOR OSCAR COVERAGE FOR SUNDAY, DONT WORRY