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HERE WE GO- ONE OF THE SEASON'S BIG IMPORTANT MOST ANTICIPATED MOVIES, BROKEN DOWN LIKE THE SCHEMATIC OF BILL CLINTON'S COLON THAT I HAVE ON MY BEDROOM WALL.
BLACK SWAN: THIS MOVIE WAS OKAY.
Okay so I saw that natalie portman
and MILA KUNIS (who was in BOOK OF ELI) were making out in the trailer so that was cool..

and also the wrestler was pretty alright of a movie..AND everyone was talking about this movie coming out like.. FOREVER... so i guess i got kinda psyched when I was sitting by myself in the movie theater waiting for the previews start. ANYWAYS, if no one had psyched this movie up then I would have enjoyed it more.. it was just a basic horror thriller type movie with a couple of sweet effects:

and two hawt babez. Natalie portman is a ballerina and hallucinates a bunch of stuff since ballerinas are crazy and subject themselves to lots of physical trauma like not eating, barfing up what they do eat, and fucking their bodies up to do all sorts of crazy dancey type shit. The ending was dumb, she kills herself, whatevz.
OKAY--------->COMING SOON TRUE GRIT REMAKE 2010 REVIEW!!!!!!
(Oh boyyy do I got a lot to say about that movie)